A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
Get the Bloody eaglemug. A person who is attracted to the F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines
I am a F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual
by Fighter jet enthusiast November 29, 2024
Get the F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexualmug. When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
Get the Standing, hovering spread-eaglemug. by German ww1 soldier August 25, 2022
Get the Desert Eaglemug. A day in which you skip every single class and just be lazy. Most commonly following a long weekend and can become a double eagle day.
by Albino Rhino92 October 6, 2010
Get the eagle daymug. Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
Get the Spread-Eaglemug. reverse cowgirl but you push your thumbs up under her shoulder blades and see how far they can go. if she moans she forsakes valhalla
Sigurd: prepare yourself for the Pittsburgh blood eagle. only in silence shall you please the aesir!
Ingrid: *moans*
Ingrid: *moans*
by Brett Fahrt March 19, 2025
Get the Pittsburgh Blood Eaglemug.