A Dignity Eagle is a unhoused from Pennsylvania who wears Eagles merchandise. Dignity Eagles are typically mentally challenged, suffer from substance abuse and are often fresh out of prison on parole. You will often see Dignity Eagles strolling aimlessly along South Street in downtown Philadelphia talking loudly to themselves. Dignity Eagles are extremely dangerous and should be avoided.
I was visiting Philadelphia for the first time and I was robbed by a Dignity Eagle with a knife on South Street.
by FickleParsnip January 1, 2024

A species of bird that lives on the coast of Lake Murray in South Carolina. A very frail and arrogant animal, this species makes it’s nests out of Spare $100 bills from their father’s wallet. They’re known for their fight or flight mechanism. Showing all talk, but back down when truly threatened.
“Chapin Eagles lose to Dutch Fork Silver Foxes 87-0, They’re to soft for 5A football. I think they should stick to 4A.”
by YourMomLovesDis September 23, 2018

by OkayedSalmon20 August 23, 2021

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

by C_Wice November 25, 2015

A Trump sycophant prominent in Election Twitter. He is consistently wrong and is ridiculed by both ConET and the libs. Has a thinning layer of public hair on his head and the appearance of a cross between a pale Vietnamese grandma and an incel.
by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025

by Buttlicker33 November 13, 2017
