"Hey guys, since I'm such a cunt I'm gonna ruin all your relationships for shits and giggles! hahahahaha!"
by Patty1234 October 13, 2008
Get the Cuntmug. A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.
Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!
Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.
Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?
Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.
Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt
Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.
Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?
Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.
Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt
by Moosir2u33 July 4, 2011
Get the Once a cunt always a cuntmug. An angry outburst of pain. As in when asked why you are blood red and trying to bite your thumb off.
by nikkeljoe July 24, 2008
Get the cuntingmug. 
The act(sport) of making the word cunt, an acceptable word everywhere. By yelling/saying/writing/tagging the word cunt in everything you say or on everything you use. The point of the sport is to make sure that everyone is repeatedly offended until they no longer give a fuck.
by Fuckmothering SCIENCE August 27, 2012
Get the Cuntingmug. In polite society, when a approaching a cunt, use the full acronym: I am dealing with a woman who can't understand normal thinking.
by Mr. JoeMC January 13, 2009
Get the Cuntmug. A word that politically correct people, feminists and anyone over the age of 30 find offensive. It's definitions range from female genitalia, a stupid person or, with a positive verb proceeding and without sarcasm can compliment someone. It's use has come up since 2010 and it's use is widest across the UK, USA, New Zealand and of course, Australia.
by CheekyAussie January 9, 2016
Get the cuntmug.