by Steven Schmidt May 15, 2005
A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.
Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!
Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.
Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?
Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.
Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt
Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.
Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?
Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.
Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt
by Moosir2u33 July 03, 2011
An angry outburst of pain. As in when asked why you are blood red and trying to bite your thumb off.
by nikkeljoe January 06, 2006
The act(sport) of making the word cunt, an acceptable word everywhere. By yelling/saying/writing/tagging the word cunt in everything you say or on everything you use. The point of the sport is to make sure that everyone is repeatedly offended until they no longer give a fuck.
by Fuckmothering SCIENCE August 28, 2012
In polite society, when a approaching a cunt, use the full acronym: I am dealing with a woman who can't understand normal thinking.
by Mr. JoeMC September 28, 2008
Cunt is considered the worst word in the human language. Some say it is unforgivable.
1) a very vile and exile person.
2) vagina
1) a very vile and exile person.
2) vagina
1)
Mike: omg John fucked Lindsey last night when she was drunk!
Nate: THAT FUCKING CUNT!
2)
Lindsey: I love you John.
John: Oohh put your cunt into my penis.
Mike: omg John fucked Lindsey last night when she was drunk!
Nate: THAT FUCKING CUNT!
2)
Lindsey: I love you John.
John: Oohh put your cunt into my penis.
by KrazyKeira June 01, 2016