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Comfy couching

When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.

While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.
While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night
by RodeoSafety August 10, 2018
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granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.
Don't sit on granny's couch!!
by me81 January 1, 2015
mugGet the granny's couchmug.
1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.
by mr astronaught October 31, 2011
mugGet the knocked the rocket off the couchmug.

Couch position

The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.
Last night, me and my hoes did some couch position.
by Bl4ke September 28, 2017
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couching

Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.
A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."

B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."
by CPViper January 16, 2018
mugGet the couchingmug.

Couch Christ

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize. - SEE SOFA SAVIOR - people who are going to save the world from their sofa or couch.
While watching Maui rescue on TV, my father turned into a real Couch Christ saying what rescuers should be doing differently. Yet, he has no experience in rescue operations.
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
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strawberry couch

a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾
person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?
by wonie- February 14, 2023
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