parental controls

dont you mean: ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone

person 2: damn, i feel your loss

person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back

by AntichamberYellow January 5, 2024

cricket control

Getting rid of dry/non responding texters

Bro I need some Cricket control this girl isn’t texting back

by Bye thots September 19, 2020

control shift n

yes incognito aka "porn"

keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

man control

A fictional version of Birth Control a man can take to make his sperm inactive for the day.

Joe-Dude I gotta go to the store for some condoms
James-why don't you just pop some MAN CONTROL?

by 2savge4u October 12, 2017

Greasy Controller Sacrifice

When you're eating messy food while playing a video game and the game gets so intense that you have to use the fingers you've been eating with to make a game winning move.

"gg"
"Damn! Had to use the greasy controller sacrifice"

by DamnItBillyWhy June 14, 2016

Sugar-Controller

A controller who is assigned to audit a special person, under commission.

Healthcare companies implanted auditors named internally as "sugar-controllers" to limit medical expenditures ordered by determined physicians.

by Dr.Demings June 8, 2022

controler

Controler

Judgemental, insecure. Mean

A person who on first impression judges people, and is not open. Usually this person is a man child.

Someone: hey how's it going?

You: just stare cause u've worked with a bunch of jerk like peeps, so ur sooo burntout, now the controler thinks ur retarded.

by a fish girl October 3, 2013