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Carlo

A handsome know-it-all. Goofy and confident, almost cocky in personality. Super comfortable in his own skin. Very smart yet very arrogant. Cultured, worldly & speaker of the most romantic language in the world (Italian, obviously). His loyalty and consideration of people makes him a fantastic life partner & wonderful friend. Ultimately, a good human being. If you have a Carlo in your life, don’t let him go.
Wow, che bello é Carlo.

Wow, what a handsome man this Carlo character is!
by KaleyofArabia November 23, 2021
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Carlos

Beautiful, but hella lazy, this animal's natural habitat is the hoods of america's most dangerous cities and Five Guys stores. Despite being a lazy and sometimes shy animal, this creature is among the top 10 most dangerous animals in the USA, being the nº1 cause of gang shootings, despite his cousins in his homeland (Cape Verde) being civilized and just lazy and friendly. Carlos is an exotic species to US soil since it was brought in 2010. If you want to lure him, it's very easy : all you need is some bananas and a thick MILF or a glock.
''Carlos just stole my bananas and my girlfriend!!!!''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
by BM Taker September 24, 2022
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Carlos Hernandez

Carlos Hernandez is the most handsome beautiful and sweetest boy ever in the entire world he’s funny and have a great personality he’s everything a girl wish they had he’s dating a very lucky girl name Diamond they are ima. Happy relationship he’s loyal and very nice n sweet he makes Diamond smile every day and cry less he’s the best thing that ever happen to Diamond Diamond loves him so much.
by Toelicker347 February 1, 2024
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Carlos

Is like the best person i could have met.
He's like the most caring, funny, honest, comprehensive, perfect and AMAZING person ever.

He's so hot and very talented, has an excellent taste talking about clothes.

He loves his family and if you treat him well he will care about you too.

He has a lot of patience, he will try to help his friends in any occasion, he's an excellent talker, loves to learn new languages and speaks them perfectly if he wants to.

I do really love this man.
L: Carlos is the love of my life
X: Surely he is, damn it he's the best
by luli_ November 22, 2021
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Carlo

Person 1: Fuck Carlo
Person 2: Yeah
by Rick Satan December 6, 2018
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Carlo

One of the nicest guys you would ever meet - you talk to him for hours and you would not get bored what-so-ever :) everyone needs a carlo in their lives; he's a keeper
Carlo is the best dude ever
by carlo's the best May 11, 2022
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Carlos

A FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN, FUCK ARMENIAN MEN NAMED CARLOS NERDARIAN
Carlos: Hi
Tyler: No *Proceeds to fly a plane into the twin towers*
by Bruno (No No) February 17, 2024
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