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Israel candlestick

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.
by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025
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Dick Candle

Injecting gasoline into a pee hole and then on fire creating a candle as your dick
“Dude you didn’t tell me that chick was so kinky that she gave me a dick candle
by redhattermatadore April 2, 2025
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Anti-Cankersnitchle

A not so goofy, no so endearing nickname for someone. Can be used hatefully (“my little cankersnitchle”) or bullying, like calling someone a gremlin.
“It’s not ok, my little cankersnitchle.”

“Don’t be such a cankersnitchle, give me your fries.”

“She calls him cankersnitchle, so you know he’s whipped.”
Your such a anti-cankersnitchle right now
by BigDongGamer September 24, 2025
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Williamsburg Candle Maker

When a male makes a mold of his penis. Fills said mold with wax. Then gets a woman to peg him with the wax penis.
Boy: Hey babe I was wondering if we could try a Williamsburg Candle Maker

Girl: I’ll get the wax
by Condle February 4, 2026
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Williamsburg Candlemaker

Making a custom dildo of your own penis and then being pegged with it by a girl.
Bro my girl and I ran a Williamsburg candlemaker this weekend, I could barely walk after
by RRatprx February 26, 2026
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Parisienne birthday candles

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.
by fatburner5 October 18, 2011
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two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
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