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Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.
Why have you got to be a jacob cook
by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019
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Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.
Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"
by Nhurr September 23, 2019
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Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.
~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy
by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019
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Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her
by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019
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Cook

What we say about clothes or sneakers that looks extremely good and are comfortable to wear.

The combination of both, comfort and eastethic is a must to be able to use this expression
Damn these nikes are cook !

Shit bro did you see the new yeezys ? They look so cook man !
by COOKMEN934KEUSTUPEUXPASTEST August 26, 2019
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Slow Cooking

Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed
Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.
by roscy September 4, 2019
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Tanner Cook

The great and powerful Stealer of the bitch. Legendary. Iconic. Savage.
Dude hide your bitch around Tanner Cook. He will steal your main bitch and your side bitch too.
by Ralphwaldoemerosa January 2, 2018
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