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puddy chips

The thick, gelatinized mass of vaginal fluid one finds on one's face after a long night of oral sex with a woman. A thick sticky residue variously composed of natural vaginal lubricants, foreign lubricants, saliva, sweat, urine, etc. that, once properly set over a 6-8 hour period of sleep, can be peeled off of one's face much like rubbery chips attached by dried pudding.
Dude! Kelli and I got rip roaring drunk after we got back to her place and we did it 69 style for an hour! I passed out and woke up at 6am with puddy chips!
by Jonny Tepin July 7, 2008
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chips are down

The chips are down for you at this point for stealling moneyy from your mom
by Black Sheep monster lord October 6, 2018
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chode chip

when u thrust your chode at someone hitting them.
by andrew minor January 30, 2009
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V-chip

Vicodin, powerful pain killer and fun drug of choice for millions of over-worked moms around the world.
random mom: "the fuckin kids are drivin me crazy today, It took me about 5 V-chips just to make the damn dinner."
by Gregory T September 9, 2008
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potato chip

Fragile or injury prone. Usually used in describing a talented athlete with a knack for getting hurt at inopportune times. Refers to the brittle nature of the snack food.
Marcus Camby is a good player but he's a potato chip, he hasn't been active for half the games during his career, nursing one injury or another.
by Henry Gomez January 28, 2006
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Kale Chips

A person who's sense of humor is dank memes, bad puns, and takes a liking to gay couples and thinks they're adorable. Usually a chatterbox but can be really quiet and shy. Person's silliness is tremendous and makes everyone laugh. Is amazingly pretty and thinks no one likes her. Has friends that no one likes but she thinks are amazing, and help her through everything. Is depressed, mild-severe general anxiety. Wants to be emo when in reality everyone thinks she already is. Real name is usually Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kale, Kaeli, etc.
"Hey, Kale Chips! Do you want to sit with us at lunch today?"
by EmoKaleChips March 14, 2017
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Chip Butty

A British delicacy created with homemade potato chips put in two slices of white bread with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” on it.
I’m making a chip butty, anyone want one?
by Blasfemia69 April 6, 2021
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