Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself

Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.

by TripleFcups September 5, 2025

Brain Fog Buffet

That state of mind where your brain is overwhelmed with too many thoughts and distractions, like an all-you-can-think buffet with no clear choice in sight.

“During finals week, I was stuck in a brain fog buffet—couldn’t focus on any subject for more than five minutes.”

by Jacob English January 26, 2026

Eat at the Old Country Buffet

Eating ass.

Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.

by Mapppy84 May 10, 2023