Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

by Bali50 May 16, 2019

Neck Cut

To get your face shaven at an traditional Barber Shop, always done with a razor knife.

Before I go to Court I better get my neck cut, and find a tie.

by funny mouth December 26, 2007

anorexic neck

When someone's neck is as skinny as their chin. This can only be achieved with an extremely low BMI. Other signs of anorexic neck are a small face and large eyes.

Person 1: Have you seen Kate Kusmina? She has a severe case of anorexic neck.

Person 2: She looks cute tho
Person 1: Yeah she gonna die soon

by toxicbestie December 3, 2020

Neck Riding

A form of riding invented by two gooses in a St. Louis Hotel hallway, later performed in a Walmart and Kitchen.

Bro did you see them neck riding??

by GooseUnlimited September 4, 2021

Neck Rubber

A mooch, as in a person who comes up behind you and rubs your neck to ingratiate themselves to get you to share what goods you might have.

When the Legion distributed food for Federal employees on Tuesday it was strictly for them Not for neck rubber people

by LimeadeYouth January 23, 2019

Neck Dec

Short for neck decoration. Also known as a hickey.

"Nice neck dec!"

by aisrad September 3, 2013

Neck Chunked

To have a chunk bitten out of your neck by an elderly lady.

Connor: OH SHIT!
Paulo: Grandma just neck chunked that bitch.

by Cheddar Burrito April 18, 2010