Zoe

She is my bestie, i want to habe more than only one zoe ❤😍😍😍

How are you feeling ?

Really bad at all ...

I think you need a zoe

by Luki hat zoe lieb April 05, 2017

Zoe

built like the carriage from cinderella, goes red while walking cause shes so fat, speaks like a man, wears 7 layers of makeup to try and cover up her fatness (doesn't work), tells people her fat is muscle, definitely acts like her tits r her only personality as if she wouldn't have them if she wasn't so fucking obese

'What's that sound?'
'Zoe's probably walking nearby'

by michaellover6969 December 05, 2023

Zoe

A name derived from the Greek word meaning life. Zoes are usually very friendly when they warm up to you; but will give one hell of an ass whooping if you cross them. They always try to be the life of the party, but depending on the Zoe that would be either their personality or to hide something. They are usually social butterflies and will love hanging out so long as they have something to do.

Anyone: Hey Zoe? Am I pretty or ugly?
Zoe: Well to me you’re... *applies sunglasses* pretty ugly.

by BirdWithADictionary April 08, 2020

Zoe

Shy when you meet her and see her in school but when you get to know her shes a crazy person😵, shes very loyal towards friends and family 💖 if you get on her bad side you will probably die 👹💀 :) Shes also very artistic and creative 😋😵

person 1: is that zoe? shes so shy
person 2 aka her friend: WHAT NO SHES SO CRAZY RIDICULOUS

by aka the real zoe May 22, 2021

Zoe

Has a crush on a boy named Tyler

Friend- Hey Zoe, who do you like?
Zoe- I like Tyler!

by TestSubject1 November 03, 2019

Zoe

People who are called Zoe are hands down the rebel and the bad bitch of the friend group even if they are tall or small there not scared to fucking beat someone up they may look innocent on the outside but bitch you are wrong they are fierce as fuck they are the prettiest people ever tho so don’t be fooled xx

Lucy:you see that girl over there in that group, she be talking shit and telling people to back off or she’ll beat you up!
Mollie: jeez her name must be Zoe

by Lois MacIntosh June 05, 2020

Zoe

Zoe is a wild energetic and fiery girl, she will always have your back and will beat up anybody that tries to hurt her friends. Generally emo, and thinks relationships are DISGUSTING. But secretly wants one anyway ;) Zoe is an amazing person to have as a friend, she’s like a personal friendly, sarcastic, humorous bodyguard. She’s also an AMAZING singer.

Guy 1: Hey who’s that over there?
Guy 2: That’s Zoe. Careful, if you make a wrong move she’ll beat you up. Mind you she’s strong.
Guy 1: Ahh bummer.

by Child-of-Apollo March 26, 2021