3rd of December

The day that your loved one gives you a hoodie! Or you don’t get a hoodie because no one wants you and you need to except your loneliness.

It’s the 3rd of December and my boyfriend gave me my hoodie because that’s what you do on that third of December

by Fellowkuzzlover December 3, 2024

december 3rd

heather day aka give your gf a sweater so she can feel like a heather

What’s the date today?
it’s december 3rd
oh gotta give my gf a sweater

by anonymous3267373 December 3, 2020

July 3rd

The day the forces of tiktok and Snapchat single-handedly ripped 5 peoples lives apart and more yet to come. main perpetrators are (@s.boomin06 and many more)
Practically the annual baitout day
(Public Holiday)

Did you see what happened to DK,David.A1,Mk,Lola on July 3rd. Fucking hell

by hi hola amigos July 3, 2022

November 3rd

(4th for Some people like me)
Day 1000 of that guy on tiktok doing the chika dance until he gets a gf

Yeehaw November 3rd

by Omnisexuo November 4, 2022

3rd Muscle

The supernatural ability that some women’s pussies have to grip a dick during a vigorous banging session. It will usually result in immediate jizzing for all but the most experienced men.

Pat: Was that broad you brought home last night worth another run?

Lee: She was like a unicorn using her magical superpowers of the 3rd muscle to grip my dick I lost it and filled her full.

by Bluto726 March 19, 2022

Horashio Williams the 3rd

I black dude with a fat ass 16 inch penis. He holds the power to cum to anything such as kneecaps and feet. He is 10 feet tall and has 3 feet long feet.

Horashio Williams the 3rd is a crack addict.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021

November 3rd

A day where all men, women, and children get one free titty pic sent to them by their lover. No matter the age unless they are younger than 18.

Bryan: Hey Jessica! Guess today is!!
Jessica: stop following me I won’t give you a picture of my breasts.

Bryan: B-but it’s November 3rd?
Jessica: I’m going to call the fucking police if you don’t leave me alone Bryan.

by Tony fettuccine Linguini November 2, 2020