November 18

Today is National Naked day!
Celebrate this special day by being naked with your friends, family and loved ones!

Remember, it's only naked-day once a year, so enjoy it while it lasts!

"DUUUUDE, why are you naked??"

"Because it's november 18 dumb-ass!"

by Josh the Boss Junior November 18, 2019

October 18

If you were born on this day you are the most stupid motherfucker on the planet and your adopted

You were born on October 18 eww!!

by AHHHH!!!!!!! November 19, 2019

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

December 18

Today’s the day where you either:
Tell your crush you like them,
Hold hands with someone, or
Do both!

Ted: today I have to tell Samantha I like her
Tom:why?
Ted: It’s December 18!
Tom: Ohhhhhhh

by guccixlipxlops December 17, 2019

December 18

Tell your crush you like them day
They can’t turn you down

On December 18 I told my crush I liked him/her.

by maemae0608 December 17, 2019

December 18

National grab ass while hugging day

Boy and girl hug
Girl: psycho why did you grab my ass
Boy: It’s December 18

by Fragilecrack December 17, 2019

December 18

Today ask out your crush they might say yes!

Boy: Hey Marie will you go out with me?
Marie: Yeah but why?
Boy: Its December 18

by Gamerrrr6 December 17, 2019