Pimpilations 7:13

Pet kitties
Whip shitties
Suck tiddies
Spend fiddies

My favorite verse is Pimpilations 7:13

by P Diddy Pimp Daddy November 28, 2021

March 13 crisis

On March 13th 2019, Instagram got a little cranky. For some users, posting was impossible; for some, it couldn't load at all; and for those who deleted and reinstalled the app, found themselves stuck in the login screen.

"Dude, can you get into your DM's yet?"
"No, what about you? Able to login yet?"
"No, it just says 'There is an unusual error.'"
"Dang Instagram better fix this March 13 crisis!"

by Percy Jackson fan101 March 14, 2019

september 13 2007

god

"she is a god, she was born on september 13 2007"

by You birth mom November 19, 2021

3-13 archer

A 3-13 archer is a suicidal maniac who kills himself for the better of everyone else.

Person 1: Did you see that Japanese kamikaze jump into the crowd of filthy Chinese?

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a 3-13 archer.

by koolyofe10 May 9, 2008

10-17-13

The best date to have in a relationship!!!!

10-17-13 I love our date!

by Joci joci October 19, 2013

13 years-old

First years of being a teen. A time in wich one is either in 7th or 8th grade. A very boring time to be a teenager. Parents often act as though you are still a little kid. Many are prone to being a prep. Others, a very little emo this happens toward more later in 13 age most only like the music. Most likely green day obbsessed (like mui).

Mom: MY little baby's 13 years-old!! it was only yesturday i was changing you diapers!!
13 year-old kid: Mom. please.
almost year later
Mom: HI sweety how was your day.
13 year-old kid (prep): Whatever mom.
or
Mom: hi sweety.
13 years-old kid (emo music liker): fine, hey can I go over to Melissa's later?
Mom: Sure.
13: Thanks!

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 17, 2006

13 minutes to chicken

When you are waiting in a fried chicken shop at midnight and the chicken is not quite done this is the cry that will go up.

Cashier: I am sorry madam the chicken is not quite ready yet.
Woman: And approximately how long will it be?
Cashier: About 13 minutes to chicken.
Woman: in outrage TIRTEEN MINUTE TO CHICKAN!!!

by Olumide Majekodunmi December 16, 2008