pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014

69 Bracelets

This is a bracelet worn by two men to enhance their ability of ejaculation when performing 69 with each other. They are worn on the tips of both of the men's penises to stimulate a large rope like ejaculation of semen. 69 bracelets may also be decorated with candy to enhance the flavor of deep-throating, and also to combine the taste of candy with semen, thus generating an overall more enjoyable 69 experience.

"Last night I used 69 Bracelets while doing 69 which made me nut really hard, and when my partner came, the candy made the semen taste even better than usual!"

by mike the penetrator July 11, 2015

69

Nice

69

by U s e r name November 5, 2019

69

Often referred to as a sexual number. Strange

Hey, wanna do some 69?

by Crazybaby1608 November 8, 2019

69 pass

Feel free to snitch on anyone. Usually snitching is bad but when you have the pass then it will be ok to snitch.

Roger: Miss waterpoo, you forgot about the homework.
Daniel: what the heck man! Why did you say that?
Roger: I got the 69 pass.
Daniel: ohhhh alright you cool.

by Kyven November 15, 2019

69

its just a number

why u searching 69 up on urban dictionary

by sixty nine 69 December 17, 2019

69

A word I regret looking up. It's in

between 68 and 70. Or a sexual position to you dirty-minded folks.

You'll find out 69 be means when you are older - don't look it up.

by Person who regrets looking it December 21, 2019