Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.

woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.

by Smokestacks May 16, 2018

Pulled a Julian

To make plans and sleep through them

Man, I was supposed to have a date but I pulled a Julian.

by Bondini April 21, 2021

Pull a Randy

While partaking in a game of hackie sack, the sack is hit in your direction. It is in the mid section of your body and to avoid a key hole, you thrust your mid section to deflect it. Upon doing this you tare open the front of you pants and boxers, exposing your junk to all playing.

"Dude, the last thing you want to do is pull a randy hackie sacking"

by chilingbythebeachonthursdays September 19, 2012

Pulling a Trump

My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":

"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."

"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."

by Skarr Phase 2 New Email March 26, 2024

Ginger's pull station

Ginger's pull station- a bloody mustache made from after having sex with a woman on her period. She scoops her p**** with the tips of her four fingers then swipes a man's upper lip.

I guess John doesn't know he has a Ginger's pull station. Just wait till you looks in the mirror.

by 59diemond March 13, 2025

Pull a Rankin

Someone who cancels plans last minute, using ill-timed naps or other drivel instead of admitting they would prefer to not proceed with said plans.

We were alread at the bar when he decided to pull a Rankin on us

by Names are words June 12, 2018

pulling the isata

to cancel or withdraw a registration for an event, meeting, or other activity.

sorry guys, I am gonna last minute Isata this one

I am pulling the Isata as well and bail..

by kimef June 19, 2025