pulling a henry

serial killer fella henry lee lucas lied to the guards about killing 600 people when he didn’t so he could get fags and milkshakes off them, and the guards were so lazy they just pinned the murders on him so he continued to lie for fags. when you make up a story or you’re telling a lie, you’re basically pulling a henry

friend: i was pulling a henry earlier to the principal because i ditched my classes so i told her i rang my mother and went home sick

me: dumbass

by yeahmyg March 21, 2023

Pulling a Carradine

Performing autoerotic asphyxiation in a closet while wearing womens underwear

Dude....He's Pulling a Carradine, What a sick bastard!

by Jacking it 24/7 November 18, 2010

Pull a Scott Adam's

Claiming one's importance while captaining a yacht of wrong into the sea of stupidity.

One can pull a Scott Adam's by being so perversely incorrect that words fail.

"Braxton Paxton, your father is going to be livid when he gets home. We do not Pull a Scott Adam's and take things that aren't ours. Go to your room!"

by Why God, Why February 19, 2024

pull a sari

someone who is texting while driving

yo that girl is pullin a sari
to pull a sari

by escretary March 24, 2022

Pulling a mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

Pulling a Premanand

To fold up your paper plate and throw away perfectly good prashadam.

He's pulling a Premanand again.

by avogado February 7, 2023

pull and put

a collective act of pulling out a fresh condom from a pre-ripped package and putting on your piece in one unified motion

He complimented me on my top-notch execution of the pull and put outside his dorm room window.

by tomshray August 4, 2009