Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 15, 2022

Floor Baby

An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor

That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.

You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby

by JPSnC February 23, 2021

baby metroid

the saddest event that ever happened to the metroid games

someone: hey who the f is the baby metroid

me: already preping my 6h long story on it.

by stormamericaaran11 February 04, 2024

Baby Woman

A little girl represented, considered and/or treated how one might otherwise have only treated a full grown woman.

At the child beauty pageant, she saw another magnificent baby woman.

by ApricotFields July 12, 2021

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019

Chinese baby day

The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family

Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day

by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021

Baby obliteraters

A person(most likely a femanist) who crys like a bitch over abortion getting banned.

Baby obliteraters are too stupid to realize only a fraction of the people who support abortion actually have a good reason for it.

by Gabe the eater of a bread July 01, 2022