Getting your dick sucked
boy: I'm so excited bro
girl: why??
boy: I'm gonna get head tonight
girl: damn I'm surprised any girl would even wanna give you head
boy: who said it was a girl?
girl: *flabbergasted*
girl: why??
boy: I'm gonna get head tonight
girl: damn I'm surprised any girl would even wanna give you head
boy: who said it was a girl?
girl: *flabbergasted*
by gayassbitchwholovesdick January 18, 2023

The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.
In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.
In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.
by MynameisScarlett January 8, 2020

by Patrick the yeeter November 11, 2019

by stoptakingnotyourmom April 17, 2017

National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.
Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)
by Webster Dictionary Officle December 19, 2023

by hahahauashhcwesfhowqh[grq[hg3 December 23, 2017

by Dong-erz February 1, 2018
