Baby Ahmed

A soft marshmallow like textured child that likes baby shark.

I ate a marshmallow it tasted just like baby Ahmed.

by Babyahmed January 16, 2021

bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

baby yoda

god

praise baby yoda

by <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<: February 27, 2020

Da baby

The word “da baby” meaning to turn into an convertible while playing baby on baby and getting fucked in the exhaust pipe

Man I just wanna be da baby rn you feel me?

by The sus April 7, 2021

Craigslist Baby

That one guy everybody wants to throw down an elevator shaft.

"Hey man the boss wants that report on llama feces theory report done by 4."
"That damn craigslist baby!"
Synonym: Lil' Jackass

by JimmyJones2.0 April 2, 2019

Baby

Terrifying meat bag that scares me and also screams in the middle of the night and wakes me up from my beauty sleep

"OMG that baby is hurting MY EARS!"

by Fluffypawz May 29, 2025

Babies

Things you throw around

Wow imma throw those babies in a minute

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021