by ChanduCheeti69 November 7, 2021
Get the Dirty Dogmug. When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
by jamnx May 3, 2011
Get the Split hot dog bunmug. A subtle type of insulting or belittling of a Target by using a sarcastic way of request aimed at said Target to show their talent, skill, or level of intelligence. If the Target obliges to the request, often times in front of a camera or a crowd, this results in 2nd Hand Embarrassment among watchers (commonly without the knowledge of the target), a malicious amusement among the requestors, and lowering the Target's standing in the eye of the public, the crowd, or in the hierarchy of their peers.
A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
Actor 1: "Hey Brad! Can you do a little dance for me? These girls over here would be OVERJOYED to see you bust some moves... I heard that you were a great dancer!"
Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"
Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*
-In the near distance-
Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"
Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"
Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*
-In the near distance-
Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"
Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
by JhaelQ14 May 14, 2022
Get the Dog Showmug. by Devon Britten December 22, 2015
Get the stink dogmug. by anonymous November 10, 2020
Get the canary dogmug. by swole bodyyyy January 8, 2019
Get the Sand Dogmug. 