Grand National

When a girl rides a man until he finishes without any thrusting from the man.

I did the grand national last night.

How many grand national titles do you have now?

by Rider25 September 8, 2025

National eat in class day

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Kyle: *grabs snack* Teacher: Kyle stop eating your snack! Kyle: it's national eat in class day!

by August21 September 10, 2025

National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.

Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!

by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025

National Hate Ryan Day

Hate on Ryan day
On September 14th

“Hey Ryan you look stupid today it’s September 14th” - National Hate Ryan Day

by Monkeyluver4445 September 14, 2025

National Dick Pic Day

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.

It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.

I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.

by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025

National Thigh Pic Day

September 16th is National Thigh Pic Day, Ask any girl for a thigh pic and they will have to send it.

Guy: Hey its National Thigh Pic Day!
Girl: Oh you're right! Here's your Thigh Pic!

by karlanderson September 15, 2025

National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025