That fucking bitch ass dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass

That fucking bitch ass dog

by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024

Take care of the dogs

Masterbating

I have to go home to take care of the dogs.

by KYAugustJones December 16, 2023

Nat dog

Someone that farts on me way too much

Jen: have you seen Nat dog? I want a word with him

Ellen: no, how come?

Jen: oh he just farted on me again

by Nathansbatch2003 November 22, 2021

Dog next door

The dog that goes unnoticed till you look at him and he smiles at you with his wagging tail that can make you feel instantly happier. The easy-going dog you see every day on his daily walk in the neighbourhood.

But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.

He's the dog that lives next door.
He's the dog next door.

by thedognextdoor.qc May 16, 2022

dogging bottoms

Baggy sweatpants designed to hide a hard on whilst watching your wife being pounded by a random stranger.

We went dogging tonight, and hubby wore his dogging bottoms

by Grahams wife June 20, 2024

Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.

I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me

by June 28, 2022

Wet Dog

A wet top is a term used to define a characteristic of a white person.

"Oh did you know, Jay doesn't wash his ass with water after he has had a shit!"

"Ew thats proper wet dog behaviour you know!"

by Hahahaahah12334676 December 24, 2017