pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

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Space Chili Dog

Having vigorous anal sex until feces is produced. Sliding your dog in-between her buns and making chili from Uranus (your anus).

Bro, I took Leslie back to my place last night and made a space chili dog.

by Mad B-Rad October 1, 2019

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Paid in corn dogs

To be paid for a labor or service with something miniscule and not worth the time spent, such as free snack food or exposure. Usually done to “volunteers” at conventions and events.

I was going to volunteer for the comic convention, but they wanted me to work 8 hours and I would only be paid in corn dogs.

by anyling September 7, 2018

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Dog Water

When you are trash at any source of internet; sexual fluid that i don't want to talk about

You are f'in Dog water my guy

by what is my life right now March 28, 2021

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6am hot dog

Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.

Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.

by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024

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