
I don't want the Head Office to know how many Tenders, Gizas and GEs I have they will go bonkers!
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office
by zog! November 26, 2021

Ti Seng: So Zhong Ann what is 1 + 1?
Zhong Ann: 1258.
Ti Seng: Your Head, its 2.
Ti Seng: how the fuck did you get 1258
Zhong Ann: 1258.
Ti Seng: Your Head, its 2.
Ti Seng: how the fuck did you get 1258
by YourWelcomeGuys June 2, 2022

by Ag3sins March 8, 2024

A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.
Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"
Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"
Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"
Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"
Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"
by Rage_thorne June 23, 2023

by T bone November 12, 2022
