Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!

by W45H September 2, 2011

Face

Your frontal head parts. Your mouth... nose... cheeks... ETC.

“Someone complimented me on my perfect face proportions.”

by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020

Open face

When you dispose of used toilet paper into a trash can and put it in poop side face up (recommended in country’s such as Greece)

I had took a nasty dump in Mykonos and put my diarrhea covered tp into the trash open face

by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024

Slappa da face

When you orgasm in your hand and slap your woman across the face.

Yo that girl just got slappa da faced.

by Slappa da face November 18, 2020

Fuck face

When a real kinky bitch always taking fucks to the face.

"Becky Always has cum on her face, she's such a fuck face."

by Me.smart ass April 1, 2016

face ruiner

When one part of the face (nose, ears, eyebrows) is so bad the whole face is considered ugly, when in fact it could possibly be very beautiful.

"Man, do you think Maria is hot?"
"I would if she got a nose job, that thing is a face ruiner."

by thuggerslugger August 17, 2016

Ass Face

A nickname for someone with the name of Max who enjoys arousal through eating ones anal cavity.

That ass face drove me crazy last night

by Certified PD December 13, 2018