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Assistant Head

A person so skilled in the mastery of giving head, that they are now paid handsomely to assist others in the art.
That Annie is a born phenom on the D-stick, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

I hear she is now an Assistant Head of EGG's and being paid to tutor the younguns in the art form.
by Scroody October 28, 2021
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Bed-head

She gives great bed-head
by La,Tattoo by Da,Samuri June 25, 2022
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Head

That thing in your neck you dimwit
by Your local stalker February 15, 2022
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square head

oi george, ive been getting into that square headed bloke lately
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Frizz Head

A hateful, left-wing female university professor of Caucasian descent in their 50’s or 60’s, generally from the east coast, who views any white male as being equivalent to Hitler. They tend to not contribute much to society but view themselves as elite, making impressive salaries with even more impressive pensions “working” for the government, spending more time protesting at rallies than teaching their privileged, virtue-signaling propaganda. They tend to drive Subarus or Toyota Prius’s and scoff at anyone with a car that has more than 4 cylinders or is lacking a battery pack. Despite their designation, their frizzy and unkempt hair pales in comparison to their stinky and overgrown pussies, which have been untouched for decades, contributing to their disdain for men.
“Joe, this Frizz Head just backed into me with her Prius at Whole Foods. Instead of apologizing, she flipped me off and said “f**k you!!!” because I was “oppressing” her ability to back out of a parking spot without looking due to my “white male privilege.” I love living in a college town…”
by Gerks March 3, 2025
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National Jahtari gets head day

August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x
Oh my god National Jahtari gets head day is only 10 days away I’m fucking ready”
by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021
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Jersey head but

Its when you head but a fellow family member or a enemy family member "Crime family" and say "forget about it"
*Joey walks up to Santino.*
*He would head but Santino.*
*Santino would fall in pain.*
"Joey:Jersey head but bitch
by tizzardo September 25, 2011
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