Dobbyns Bennett high school

School filled with wanna be popular b*tches. Seniors only date freshman. Half the girls are pregnant. Most of them act hard when they’re really not. The school has a horrible social cast but good academically.

Dobbyns Bennett high school b*tches? Oh they not about anything.

by Idkwhattodo January 26, 2021

high velocity impact reset

the moment you realize your phone is broken and the only way to fix it is by throwing it against the wall!

The tech agent told me that i have to perform a high velocity impact reset on my phone?! Wheres the button to do that?!

by xMASTADONx January 1, 2012

WaynesField-Goshen High School

A school with 39 or 42 in its 2010 graduating class. Located near Lima... and pretty much nothing else.

My roomate went to Waynesfield-Goshen High School, she likes to set and there were 39 or 42 people in her graduating class.

by hellowhereareyou March 12, 2011

Mark Morris high school

The worst school in Longview Washington filled with preppy bitches, rude athletes and annoying cheerleaders, and of course you can’t forget the furry’s and don’t forget the teacher that slept with her student ! Truly A school where kids go to rot . Half of my graduating class didn’t even graduate and a good handful of them are crack heads now

Them: “What school do you go to?”

Me : “Mark Morris high school!”
Them: “ohh so that means you know about the teacher that slept-
Me: “I don’t wanna talk about it “

by Ewwwwtf December 3, 2021

Hendersonville Fucking High School

A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's schlong, fingering Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!

A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren't suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron, Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint

by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020

Park Center Senior High

Park Center Senior high or PHS is a school where “every body gets along” the teacher’s? Don’t even start. They’re so cheap they all went to that ghetto ass school and now they’re trying to teach us? Please! I’m still learning the same shit form 7th grade! Let’s not forget the smelly ass bathroom by the front of the schools, I’m sorry but y’all stank like ass. Bad ass, please stop doing your hair with bacons grease in the bathroom. It’s 8am and y’all smoke a whole ass joint on the bus or in the mf bathroom. Y’all good? No. I’m sorry but y’all Asian girls NEED to stop sharing a strawberry vape or a whole ass vape in general. I’m sorry for the girls who get pregnant by those low life guys and leave you! Y’all are strong!

Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*

*passes group of kids 2*

Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*

Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-

Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.

Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow

School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**

Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.

Students: what, what’s going on?!

Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*

Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!

Sarah: omg he goes to Park Center Senior high He must be hot!

Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry

by Isatnskzyoushouldtoo September 12, 2020

Canon-McMillan High School

Canon-McMillan High School; A place where you can feel brotherhood with every single student being at war with the faculty.

in Canon-McMillan High School A placewhere the students will do absolutely everything to piss off the teachers (especially the principle and office workers.) whether it’s by doing unspeakable things to the bathrooms, super glueing poker chips, memes, and random items to walls and doors, breaking every piece of school property they can, fighting teachers, and getting fucked up in the bathrooms. Canon macs students don’t give a fuck about education and make the school pay for forcing us waist away and suffer.

by b0ng3ater June 9, 2022