vampire stick

a used tampon.

Emma: I heard Jen carries around her vampire sticks. Sarah: Why does she carry those? Like, ew.

by MrNerd314 August 29, 2021

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fourth-dimensional vampire

A fourth-dimensional vampire is someone who lives in a different timeline and only seeks to further their agenda, often times only appearing to vibe check unsuspecting people engaged in a different activity.

Derek:"Dam I can't believe Steven just dropped by to laugh at me playing cards at the local casino."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."

by Capuchin for Hire June 20, 2021

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Vampire jerk

When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.

Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.

by Osama .Bin. Laden. June 22, 2021

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space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.

Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents

by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022

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