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Uber

Uber has really one rule it is used as for something good that happen it is a placeholder it truly has no meaning.
Yoo that movie was Uber dude

Yoo you came in clutch that’s tots Uber

^(totally)
Dude I don’t understand why she cheated on me man that was tots not Uber of her dude

I love all my 9 friends on Snapchat their so Uber
by tj06brown January 3, 2023
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Uber Sized

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014
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Uber

To repeat menial tasks over and over to avoid actual work.
Dude that new guy is such an Uber.

He has been ubering all day.

When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.
by Delraydave January 27, 2019
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uber scat head

by fiozxdde99 April 12, 2012
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Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
by NycPas November 9, 2018
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UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood
person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018
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Uber

A massive twink, yet denies they are one. Whilst it is extremely obvious they are hiding it.
A person in a certain discord server who I have a bone to pick with (also a massive twink)
Person 1: "You see Tyler over there? He's such an Uber."
Person 2: "Yeah, he tries to hide it too but he's so bad at it.
by celeritas lucis February 22, 2024
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