Fruit booters need to get out of the fucking skatepark. Fruit booters are people who tried skating and just couldn't cut it.
by candace April 14, 2003
Get the fruit bootermug. A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.
Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.
Guy 1: "Hay look at this"
Guy 2: "What ?"
Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"
Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.
Guy 1: "Hay look at this"
Guy 2: "What ?"
Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"
Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
by RUDDY JAM BUTTY October 23, 2011
Get the Dragon Fruitmug. The act of putting fruity wheels on your shoes. These people are usually gay and have no lives. While they think its funny to do flares and call skateboarders woodpushers while jacking off to gay porn (male).
by popcorn123 September 1, 2009
Get the fruit bootermug. by tmfbitu May 18, 2006
Get the Bruised fruitmug. A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.
Baldy Kojak is quite the fruit head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Tom, William, Harun, Hayden, Hamilton, Harvey, Jason, Kevin, David, Greg, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, Herman and Harold are all fruit heads; none of them ever wear a hat in winter, no matter how cold it is.
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Tom, William, Harun, Hayden, Hamilton, Harvey, Jason, Kevin, David, Greg, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, Herman and Harold are all fruit heads; none of them ever wear a hat in winter, no matter how cold it is.
by JMC70 June 5, 2021
Get the fruit headmug. by Backspace Slayer March 7, 2017
Get the fruit parkmug. Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...
Later
Me: Let’s eat!
Cuts fruit
Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
Later
Me: Let’s eat!
Cuts fruit
Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
by The know it all from school June 16, 2018
Get the Dragon Fruitmug.