Gulf Coast Crabs

a side dish unintentionally obtained from Alluvia in Atlanta after being escorted to the boom-boom room by a blonde Floridian bimbo

My dad was entertaining some clients at the Cheetah in the 90's. He said everyone went home with an order of Gulf Coast Crabs.

by stegas August 02, 2012

Cheesy Crab Bread

When a female has a case of crabs and a yeast infection.

Dude, don’t go near jen, cheesy crab bread.

by WhiskeyMayhem December 09, 2018

Louisiana crab dip

When she sits on your bearded face and transfers her crabs

Nancy gave me the Louisiana crab dip. Now my face is itchy.

by Mr Crabby May 22, 2023

Alaskan King Crab

When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.

by AsparagusPiss November 24, 2019

Crab stuffed cunt

A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.

My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.

by Shore side jimmy April 30, 2014

Carolina Crab Cake

Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.

Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."

by TheSteamroller May 03, 2021

down crabs syndrome

A mix between CRABS and downs and AIDS and that's all she wrote.

Why didn't you tell me about your down crabs syndrome ??

by Gucki Gang February 08, 2018