Jolokian tubes

Its a form of birth control to which you jam a bunch of jolikia ghost peppers up into some chicks uturus To burn out any kids you left behind. If this is done to a casual sexual partner and you cut off contact after said joloking you are said to have “Jolikia ghost peckered” her.

Tiffany kept getting knocked up so I hit her with the ole Jolokian tubes and ghost peckered her.

by TheeWaterboy September 28, 2020

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spit in a tube

What teachers refer as a DNA test

I just spit in a tube to see where I'm from

by Aritaco October 26, 2017

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Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.

“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”

by anonymous February 17, 2022

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Tube buffet

putting and eating food out of a freshly cleaned ass

Dude I tube buffeted my doctor yesterday

by Burner Boi May 6, 2020

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Tube Games

This is a collection of pokecord like games for discord and YouTube of a variety of games. There are currently about 30.

Dude do you play tube games? Yea they’re the greatest

by TheAnonymousGameGuy October 20, 2020

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Pee-tube

What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.

You have a pee-tube, that’s got to suck.

by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018

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