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Elephant Riders

A fictional group of civil war soldiers who rode elephants in to battle on the East Coast of the United States, coined by the Clutch song of the same name after they leaned about Siam’s proposal to offer the US elephants to ride in to battle.
Elephant riders to the North-west, bring news of battle”
by flanbro July 17, 2022
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Nutty dildo Rider

To be covered in your step uncle's semen while riding a dildo on the roof
Do you see that nutty dildo Rider

Yeah I wish I was him right now
by I love molesting children inem September 10, 2023
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Dick rider

A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.

The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.
Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.
by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025
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Rider in Time

Someone who is indestructible and rides around in time forever and everywhere righting wrongs
Im a Rider in Time, Adamantine I'm indestructible
by HowardJulianRogers 08/01/1965 September 6, 2023
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Rider

"hey what's your name"?

"Rider"

"Damn youre probably a crack baby"
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Rider

Rider is a british guy. He is so caring and loving. Honestly no one can be sweeter . Rider likes to degrade himself by saying that he is not worth it, but he is the best boy anyone could ever wish for . His sense of humor is great and he wants a Bugatti.

He is understanding, good looking and the type of guy anyone would die to have.

He likes to play games and is always ready to have fun . Rider gets hurt physically pretty easily and refuses to rest and always instead of resting wants to talk to his friends and those who he cares for.

Rider is perfect .
Girl 1 : rider is so nice !
Boy 1 : rider is such a bro

Girl 2 : omg I wanna talk to rider
by Noyanoya April 19, 2020
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dick rider

omg she is such a dick rider
by bahdestbitch June 1, 2018
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