she spilt something on her shirt

The reason guys stare at women's breasts so often.

guy 1: damn did you see sydney?!

guy2: oh yeah, she has a fucking awesome rack!!

guy1: I think "she spilt something on her shirt". i'd better go check that out for her.

guy2: yeah i think jennifer "split something on her shirt" too

by damngurldamn55555 October 25, 2011

Chinese spit shine

Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.

Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.

*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...

Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine

by baronvonfritz May 6, 2020

Red Solo Spit Shot

The time of the month for a girl. She has sex with her partner and doesn’t tell them she is on her period. As the woman is finishing in the others mouth, the delivering party spits the blood back in

Dude , Brad didn’t do the Red Solo Spit Shot. He’s a vampire

by SexualComedy6969 March 14, 2023

slit snatch

A slit made into an object for the insertion of the male sex organ.

"If you dont shut up I am going to turn you into a slit snatch."

by Free HAt December 7, 2006

spit shine

HEAD, DOME, SUCKING DICK...however you want to put it, it is all the same.

Yo I just beat plus a spit shine my nigga.

by Jones The Greatest August 29, 2004

Slit-slitherer

Affectionate term for a carpet muncher. Not to be confused with Slit-slurper, which means essentially the same thing but is considered derogatory.

'She da queen slit-slitherer. She could slither my slit any time!

by Miss K February 10, 2004

Splat Smack

(V) The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then smacking her face with enough force to knock the sperm out.

That splat smack you gave Monica ruined my new jacket.

by SillyAsianEngineeringGuy August 1, 2008