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Penguins Revenge

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020
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Penguin

A sex offender. Typically but not limited to pedophiles.
He’s been arrested again for touching kids. He’s a right penguin!
by Penguinnn27 November 13, 2022
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Penguin

A penguin is little bird that cannot fly in other words its half of a bird that is also used as a fleshlight for seals.Fucking google it if you dont belive me that shit tramatized me when i heard it the first time.
i cant think of anything to go here or how to sum a penguin up ya twat. they are very cute tho
by Gabrielak December 19, 2021
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feed the penguin

Verb, be fellated by a nun.
Last Sunday, I got to feed the penguin! Worth the ten hours of prayer the priest gave for it.

Nothing as kinky as feeding the penguin.
by DemonicPuffin August 25, 2021
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Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie"

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.
When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "
by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011
mugGet the Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie"mug.

crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.
Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.
by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017
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Penguin

When you are very in love with someone but your relationship together does not “fly.” (Rarely works out)

Most birds can fly, however penguins are one of the few that cannot.
“We had to break up for good this time. Yet he will always be my penguin.”
by chickenflavorpacket June 17, 2024
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