Kinsey Scale

The Kinsey Scale is an apparatus, somewhat resembling a standard bathroom scale, which quantifies whether its user is light in the loafers. Before deployment, each Kinsey scale is taken to gay saunas and drag queen shows to be carefully calibrated, based on this standard:

0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual

The result, on a scale of zero to six, is displayed using the six colours of the Baker pride flag. If the user is entirely light in the loafers, all six colours will illuminate like a rainbow; if the user is entirely straight, the whole display fades to monochrome.

I picked up a used Kinsey Scale in a local department store as part of an ongoing promotion, in which clients are encouraged to collect Kinsey points and redeem them for valuable prizes. Apparently Ellen, the lady on the telly, managed to collect all six Kinsey points and redeem them for a toaster oven - so maybe that's the incentive I should try next?

There's also the Klein Scale, which runs from one to seven on multiple factors, including whether the user is wearing Calvin Klein or BumChums as undergarments. A bit more complex, but it seems to have a few interesting possibilities.

by bitchuck August 24, 2024

Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

1-10 female attractiveness scale)

The scale in which a woman's sex appeal is measured.

She is a 9/10 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale), so hot!

by Ermahgerdimataco September 11, 2016

Big’s 55 scale

The Big’s 55 a late is a rating system in which the first digit represents the face and second digit represents the body

On Big’s 55 scale she was a 35. The face was average and the body was exceptional.

by Jim “Bigs” M. January 24, 2024

Scale Modellector

A collector of miniature model vehicles of any type in any scale ratio as a hobby.
Stamp collection : Philately

Scale Model collection : Modellector

The first scale modellector club in India is in Bangalore.

by Inspector Barood November 17, 2021

eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.

The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.

by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale used for determining how hot a chick is. 1 is ugly as fuck, 10 is "I would destroy that pussy instantly". In some extreme cases, a girl can be below a 1, or above a 10.

Typically, you don't say "On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, that girl's a...". You just say what her number/rating is, and the scale is implied.

"Hey man, have you seen how hot Sally is?"
"Yeah, she's easily an 8".

OR

"Aw gross, have you seen that bitch's face?!"
"Yeah, she's definitely a 2."

by holaquepasa56 October 2, 2016