The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.
by fid August 4, 2012
Get the Internet Hole mug.1. You should thank this browser, because without it, we wouldn't have Firefox or Google Chrome
2. A shitty browser that puts a bunch of viruses and spyware on your computer, has no uses but downloading Firefox or Google Chrome, and bricking your PC. It also comes with free security bugs, is loaded with adware and spyware, and it constantly freezes. Works better if you delete it right after downloading an alternate browser.
If you use this browser, you are:
A - new to computers
B - an idiot
C - someone who likes viruses and adware
2. A shitty browser that puts a bunch of viruses and spyware on your computer, has no uses but downloading Firefox or Google Chrome, and bricking your PC. It also comes with free security bugs, is loaded with adware and spyware, and it constantly freezes. Works better if you delete it right after downloading an alternate browser.
If you use this browser, you are:
A - new to computers
B - an idiot
C - someone who likes viruses and adware
1)
Smart Person: I'm downloading Google Chrome with Internet explorer.
Idiot: *uses internet explorer* i haz many viruses!!!11!!11!!!111!! *pc breaks 5 minutes later*
2) I forgot to delete Internet explorer, now my pc has hundreds of viruses and ads on it! *breaks pc with a sledgehammer*
Smart Person: I'm downloading Google Chrome with Internet explorer.
Idiot: *uses internet explorer* i haz many viruses!!!11!!11!!!111!! *pc breaks 5 minutes later*
2) I forgot to delete Internet explorer, now my pc has hundreds of viruses and ads on it! *breaks pc with a sledgehammer*
by iDontHaveAName December 28, 2014
Get the Internet explorer mug.Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.
by DowntownDugan March 28, 2013
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I was internet pimping Jessica Simpson last night for all her money, but that bitch wouldn't pay so I had to bitch slap her this morning.
by Pimping in Ohio December 31, 2009
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Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.
by hurlyburly2 April 1, 2009
Get the Internet Birthday mug.(verb) being nude or scandalous in a photo or video that is posted online for everyone to see.
(adj) openly nude or skanky in front of a large number of people without care.
(adj) openly nude or skanky in front of a large number of people without care.
"Well, I'll get take off my shirt but no cameras, I don't quite feel like getting internet naked tonight."
"God, that slut is totally getting internet naked right now."
"God, that slut is totally getting internet naked right now."
by OnTheRoxRox September 1, 2012
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