17th of every month

Fuck your girlfriend day.

Good bro: Bro what are you doing in my ass hole it’s the October 17th you’re Supposed to be in your girlfriend today not me

You: oh my bad I got the 17th and 18th mixed up.
Good bro: it’s all good you have the 17th of every month with her one time with me

by Donaldfuck October 17, 2019

Happy One Month My World

Something you make as your discord status to celebrate you and your eboyfriend's one month anniversery.

Also it is one of the worst things for someone who likes your to find.

Luke: Bruh she made her status Happy One Month My World I'm done
Andrew: Fuck her

by DB26E January 25, 2023

pride month

a way for corporates to make big bucks by pretending they care about LGBT

A: "Hey bro its pride month"
B: "Oh its time for the fucking companies to rainbow wash everything and shove LGBT in our faces 24/7 again"

by Owner of Polarneff Land June 10, 2023

Cuddle a femboy month

March is cuddle a femboy month

I can’t wait for cuddle a femboy month, it’s so close!

by Goonerboy108 March 27, 2025

Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.

YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!

by Thornebon October 12, 2022

3 month bulk

When your buddy decides to put on +100 and stop exercising for 2 years.

1: "Bro, what happened to Jared? He's changed."
2: "He went on a 3 month bulk."
1: "That explains it."

by brapmaster69 November 18, 2022

National nude month

Send nudes everyday for a whole month

Boy: hey guess what month this is.
Girl: october? Ohhhh yeah national nude month. Sends nudes

by John hedgerows daddy October 6, 2021