by IisSmart August 27, 2021
Get the Jessemug. Jesse is a good person but can not stop talking in science. He is a loud mouth and cant control how much he talks.
by Znetas June 1, 2022
Get the Jessemug. The most beautiful, amazing, cute, gold-hearted, funny girl that has ever lived. An honestly perfect soulmate, so much so, that any man who has her will never let go of her.
Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
by McGlynnEvan December 19, 2020
Get the Jessmug. The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods March 15, 2016
Get the jesse mercermug. 
Get the jesse lopezmug. Jesse is the most sexiest boy you will ever meet, he is loving, caring and over all gets girls very moist. You will never find a person that you can say is better than Jesse. After a relationship, the girls will always run straight back after they see he doesn’t care that he doesn’t have a girlfriend because he talks to all the girls anyway.
by Moist Male February 13, 2022
Get the Jessemug. by pusaypounder August 14, 2022
Get the Jessemug.