offline internet

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

by Robocoppa January 17, 2006

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Internet Hole

The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.

I fell into an Internet hole, and when I got out, I had missed brunch. fml.

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Internet Balls

People who are braver behind emails than in person

Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.

by DowntownDugan March 28, 2013

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internet ambien

Watching internet porn before bed

Bro 1: I couldn't sleep last night so I took some internet Ambien and fell right to sleep.
Bro 2: same bro you hit up PH?
Bro 1: of course got that premium 👌👌👌

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Internet Amnesia

That moment when you open a new tab and are about to do something - then you totally forget what you were doing.

Person 1: I was mindlessly wasting my life away on Tumblr so I decided to open a new tab and OH SHIT WHAT THE F*CK was I going to do.

Person 2: Shit, you must have internet amnesia.

by ToeKneeAhn April 18, 2011

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internet naked

(verb) being nude or scandalous in a photo or video that is posted online for everyone to see.

(adj) openly nude or skanky in front of a large number of people without care.

"Well, I'll get take off my shirt but no cameras, I don't quite feel like getting internet naked tonight."

"God, that slut is totally getting internet naked right now."

by OnTheRoxRox September 1, 2012

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