Let the deer say the grass is blue

Let others hold onto their mistaken and absurd beliefs—arguing with them is unnecessary and pointless.

When he kept insisting the Earth is flat, I just smiled and walked away. Let the deer say the grass is blue.

by Madhushree May 12, 2025

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

grass daddy

drug dealer

"I'm low on weed man I need to hit up my grass daddy!"

by 041815 February 16, 2017

go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

put out the grass

Force someone to quit

My teacher was forced to put out the grass.

by Deafin January 27, 2021

Grass

Grass is the god of a religion called Grassism. Grass represents life and all things good.

Grass is our god!

by Grassism Founder June 5, 2018

Cereal Grass

A synonym for wheat only used my intellectuals, and you can fight me on it.

Me: wheat = cereal grass
My friend: B I O T C H
Me: I'm right
My friend: your a smart thot

by stfu karen May 10, 2019