book hockey

its subtle bukkake baby. impress your friends.

"Hey Tim, what were you and the prepubescent Jap doin' in the bathroom.?" "Nothin' Ma, just playin' a little Book Hockey

by Jamison Bentley November 20, 2002

Book Pussy

A name or nickname used to define a person who loves to curl up with a book and read. Another name for a bookworm, or a Bibliophile.

She is such a Book Pussy. All she does is sit around all day and read!

by Scorpios Toe November 28, 2009

Faced-book

When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.

friend: So what did you do last night?

you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....

by dj syndo February 21, 2009

writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.

"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."

by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013

Text book

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.

My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.

by LordBobiscuis October 06, 2014

book club

Another term (somewhat offensive) to refer to Christians and Christianity

Friend 1: Are you still friends with Karen?
Friend 2: No, shes apart of the book club, yikes

Friend 1: Karen is upset that are you insulting her religion
Friend 2: Not the book club getting mad 💀

by UniToxic April 01, 2021

Book It Forward

The act of gifting a book for no reason and expecting nothing in return, only hoping they will gift a book as well. A good way to recycle books you've already read.

My friend Jennifer was having a tough week so I decided to Book It Forward and I bought her a book on Amazon.

by NerdyBookLover February 27, 2016