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space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys
Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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Space Jammy

When a video has a lot of space jam
Sans:Yo this video is Space Jammy
Papyrus: Lola bunny is hot

Sans: I thought you were gay
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penguin space

The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.

When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.

First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.
by ribblesworth November 17, 2010
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space train

girl: "I'm gonna get on the space train tonight"
guy: "what the hell are you talking about?"
girl: "you know, getting high while getting railed"
by LK Pencroff July 7, 2021
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She space

Part of space that can’t be explained by men
What’s that over there?
I dunno man...
She space.
by Boogysmalls November 23, 2017
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space grapes

small nuggets of marijuana, usually purple weed, that are extremely potent.
T-minus those space grapes into a fat earthquake.
by Fingaz Da Husla July 21, 2013
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Pocket Spacing

It is the distance measured between back pockets of womens jeans. All jean pockets are the same size so...the larger the ass the greater the 'spacing' is between them!
Look at that gal with the big ass! Yeah, there is some serious pocket spacing going on there.
by DaBirdman December 10, 2009
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