hobo

A woman who has sex often and with multiple men.

Melissa is such a nasty hobo, that's the third guy she's slept with this week.

by silence28 October 18, 2020

hobo

This creature is usually seen prowling the streets in search of postures. He hides in the shadows and waits for an opportune moment to steal a posture. He fails endlessly at this task because of the lack of muscle in his leg area. Even though this particular spesimean has an intelligence quotient of 140, he hasn't realized that he will never succeed in his malicious theft.

Due to having an catastrophically bad posture, this swede feels very bad and insecure about it. Because of this, he attempts, but fails to, cover up his bad posture with the only hoodie he has which happens to be gray. The hobo is poor and homeless, thus having no option but to grow a beard or risk freezing the lower part of his face off during winters.

When he isn't attempting to steal postures he often plays video games. Unfortunately this is where his bad posture comes from, and he only deepens the condition by continuing to spend his time in such an unhealthy manner. He sucks at games and often takes him an above average time to get good at, or finish them.

"Oh look, it's the poor postured hobo! M sure to not walk any slower than we already are or he'll catch up to us and steal our postures."

by fellowpagchompuser May 7, 2019

hobo code

Alternative words or phrases used by content creators to avoid having their accounts deleted from big tech platforms. A form of self censorship. Originally, signs or symbols left around towns or in the countryside by hobos to send messages or warnings to other hobos.

In order to avoid the censorship algorithm I had to speak in hobo code.

by ecophelia January 31, 2021

Hobo-Sexual

Man who claims to be in love with you after 3 days, but is not. He’s homeless, desperate for a roof over his head.

The homeless toothless guy from San Francisco, is a Hobo-Sexual, who has lived free, leeching off many women.

by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022

Hobo goblin

The thing your water level affect

Doctor: you have low hobo goblin levels

You: awh man

by Green hairbrush June 21, 2023

Hobo Spike

An approximately 2' long piece of metal/spike, which hobos use to pry open a freight-train boxcar so that they can "hop a train" (i.e. illegally ride a freight-train to the hobo's destination).

Sammy's hobo spike not only opens boxcar doors, it also opens cans of beans and cans of beer!

by F. Badger September 15, 2019

Hoboed

The taking of an item (usually of low cost) in order to survive.

"I hoboed off with a jar of peanut butter for dinner this week."

by Polly Histor December 14, 2021