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Hobo Spike

An approximately 2' long piece of metal/spike, which hobos use to pry open a freight-train boxcar so that they can "hop a train" (i.e. illegally ride a freight-train to the hobo's destination).
Sammy's hobo spike not only opens boxcar doors, it also opens cans of beans and cans of beer!
by F. Badger September 15, 2019
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Hobo lollipop

A cigarette butt with a delicious used gum top.
Tyrone Biggums treasured the hobo lollipop he made from ashtray findings.
by SueDonim77 December 12, 2010
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reverse hobo

Sexual move usually practised at night on a park bench, a bush or in a dumpster. Can be performed by same sex partners. Head to toe. Both partners have to be inebriated, fully clothed with only the genitals exposed. Traditionally both partners are homeless although it is on trend to simulate homelessness to participate.
"Saw two tramps tonight on the park bench doing the reverse hobo, it was some great fun times."
by Creator of the reverse hobo. December 16, 2013
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Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks December 17, 2012
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Hoe hobo

Rough looking, manly female who dressed in ill fitting men"s clothing who nonetheless is a cunt.
I thought he had turned gay! Have you seen his girlfriend? What a hoe hobo!
by Ex parte party March 18, 2017
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Holy Homo Hobo

A saintly homosexual hobo.

They protect homeless women and children from people who wish to harm them.

They like to share everything with their hobo friends.
Hobo1:Hey theres Greg.

Hobo2:He certainly is a Holy Homo Hobo.
by nuclear hobo March 1, 2022
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Hobo

Someone who never feels at home or is away from where they feel at home. Someone who is living an uncomfortable life.
“I’ve been a hobo my whole life”
“I’m at a hobo stage in my life
by Cocothehobo January 20, 2020
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