An approximately 2' long piece of metal/spike, which hobos use to pry open a freight-train boxcar so that they can "hop a train" (i.e. illegally ride a freight-train to the hobo's destination).
by F. Badger September 15, 2019

by SueDonim77 December 12, 2010

Sexual move usually practised at night on a park bench, a bush or in a dumpster. Can be performed by same sex partners. Head to toe. Both partners have to be inebriated, fully clothed with only the genitals exposed. Traditionally both partners are homeless although it is on trend to simulate homelessness to participate.
by Creator of the reverse hobo. December 16, 2013

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks December 17, 2012

by Ex parte party March 18, 2017

A saintly homosexual hobo.
They protect homeless women and children from people who wish to harm them.
They like to share everything with their hobo friends.
They protect homeless women and children from people who wish to harm them.
They like to share everything with their hobo friends.
by nuclear hobo March 1, 2022

Someone who never feels at home or is away from where they feel at home. Someone who is living an uncomfortable life.
by Cocothehobo January 20, 2020
