Ghost Shit

When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.

BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"

by WIPEN' FORWARDS May 26, 2018

Ghost Memer

A person who memes for another without taking credit to gain a competitive edge on ones' opponent

Ayo Jiggz got a ghost memer making all his memes!

by Ghost Account July 19, 2018

ghost benefit

An employee benefit that no one uses but is perceived to be useful to employees. Sometimes taking the place of a high use benefit in order to cut costs.

Bruh, I don't want free online classes from a non accredited school, ghost benefit bullshit. I just want my health insurance back.

by Bingbongfresh April 10, 2023

Ghost beat

The act of sitting on your hand until it becomes numb. Then after said numbing, quickly beat off with a sensation of being a ghost’s hand.

My friend Mike Brown Ghost beated so experience the feeling on ghost pleasure.

by Mikelovesbananas November 27, 2017

Ghost Poster

A person that posts on a board, blog, bulletin board, etc. for another individual. Usually an employee of an executive or celebrity who is responsible for posting thoughts, daily events or announcements. Most common source of a ghost poster is facebook, twitter, myspace etc.

Due to my busy schedule and the unending requests and expectations from my fans, I was forced to hire a personal ghost poster to maintain my public image.

by mvchavis June 24, 2009

Posh Ghosted

When someone texts you back with excitement but then immediately ghosts you forever with no provocation in order to boost their ego

Example:
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hey!
Person 1: So how is Quebec?
...................................Dialogue Ended...
Person 1 thoughts: Damn I got posh ghosted

by Pyrrhic_revolt March 28, 2022

green ghosts

term for americans, specifically white people. Meant to say “gringos” but won’t get picked up by Facebooks hate algorithms.
Also said as “🟢👻”

why do 🟢👻 always get explosive bowels after eating our food?

stupid f***king green ghosts.

by LoudLatto June 20, 2021