Emotional Intelligence

Demonstrating care for the dumb shit that women care about.

Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.

"Men lack emotional intelligence!"
"Women have superior emotional intelligence!"

by call your father October 26, 2025

Emotional booty call

The person who you call only because you want someone who will listen to your feelings.

Bro, I don’t want to talk about your feeling. I’m not your emotional booty call.

by Redblack October 27, 2019

emotional jigsaw

A persons emotions are all over the place, like a jigsaw puzzle. The pieces (your feelings) are scattered everywhere. When the pieces of the jigsaw, are finally put back together.... you get a picture of who that person is.

I couldn't go out with him/her!! They're still a emotional jigsaw. When they pull the emotional jigsaw together, I might take them out.

by Candi7 June 27, 2016

emotional suplex

The act of burning someone in a severely harsh way effectively body slamming their psyche.

Guy 1: "Your mom."

Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."

Guy 2 runs off crying

Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."

by sodomite24_7 September 8, 2013

Emotion

When you show emotion it should be rare so that they know you really care about them when you do.

Someone you don't like: Hey wanna hang out?
You: no. (with no emotion)
Someone you don't like: Why no emotion

Best friend: Hey wanna hang out?
You: YESSSSSSS! (with emotion)
Best friend: I'm so glad you care about me!

by BOBBYJOE11 September 29, 2018