Ding Dong Schlong

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)

Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"

by xWhatDa November 11, 2022

ding dong lick

When you touch and lick a nipple(can be your own) and run away

yo let’s ding dong lick your moms house

by Dickchocolate June 06, 2021

Ding dong doobie

Ding Ding Doobie, when you knock on someone’s window then spark up a shitty doobie scaring the absolute fuck out of them

Hey we really got “Conner” with that ding dong doobie last night hey, he was scared shitless

by Bitch Ass Kale January 25, 2022

Ding Dong Hello

a game when you ding dong ditch someone's house, but you try to make conversation and the person who talks the longest wins.

Tom: Marcus won ding dong hello last night when he talked to old man wilson for 15 minutes!

Marcus: Yeah thats right, you only talked for one minute with Mrs. Mc Glynn

by tommyeajpo'aj;fja March 08, 2011

ding dong hookup

The hookup nobody wants, but everybody has from time to time. Mostly caused by alcohol, despair, loneliness and/or a full ballsack.

Upon self-reflection Tim realized, that his last one night stand was indeed a ding dong hookup.

by TimTighten January 07, 2015

Sans With a Magnum Dong

1; Simple. It's Sans from Undertale with a Magnum Dong/ Big Penis
2; GOD

John: Damn, I love Sans With a Magnum Dong
Marie: ...gay

by u noob me cool February 20, 2021

Rohan ding dong

Big India guy over here

How’s Aruna? Rohan ding dong? Are you alive?

by Big boy SMA October 23, 2018