cool guy

n. anyone who may make sport of another for no good reason

n. anyone who does something obviously ill-advised but who think otherwise of the action

n. anyone who deliberatly acts in a manner not befitting of his social status in order to "climb the social ladder"

"Gee, Will, I sure like your dumb-looking hair today."
"Oh really, John Powell, do you not like my hair today? Cool guy, right here (pointing to John Powell)."

"Yeah, so Mr. Davis was like, 'John Powell, you better finish your God-d*mn quiz', so I was like, 'F*** you, Davis! I'm not finishing my God-d*mn quiz!'"
"Oh really, John Powell? Were you like 'f*** you, Davis', is that what you were like? Cool guy, right here (pointing to John Powell)."

"Yeah so I saw Billy hanging out with Scotty D the other day at Drugstore University. What the hell is he thinking; he's such a cool guy."

by August March 23, 2005

Coolasaurus

To be utterly cool.
Beyond the point of existing.
Because if you coolasaurus.
You are neato, and a hipster.
FO SHO.
mhm.
& drugs are bad kids.

Samantha is coolasaurus.

by Olgaa! September 28, 2007

cool coyote

One awesome guy. Who always brightens up your day! Calls you a pooper and yetsomehow you can't be mad at him. He is truely a one of a kind person. Knows who he is in life and won't let anyone or anything change that. <3 He knows what to do in most situtions and has always been there for me.

"hey man your a cool coyote!"

"nahhh, man thats phillip"

by Kaytee kay. October 19, 2010

Cool-fail

Similar to a regular fail, a cool-fail is when someone attempts to do something they do at a regular time to show off (Eg keeps missing 3 point shots in a basketball game even though they play basketball) but continuosly fails.

"Wow, he's taller than evryone here, he could have scored at least 10 points without trying to score 3 pointers to show off. He missed all of them. Cool-fail.

by notanotherjock October 20, 2010

cool hangouts

An awkward visit with an acquaintance one dislikes, usually at said acquaintance's behest.

"Whatchu doin' Saturday bro?"

"Ugh, meeting my ex for cool hangouts. I'm gonna need a lot of beer."

by bigg_brocc January 12, 2012

cool block

the shutting down of a parent trying to be cool, hip, with it, or boss by one of their children.

Dad: "good-by...(oh, uh) Peace..."
Daughter: *turns away*
Mother: "She just cool blocked you"

by forjarvis November 13, 2011

cool

constipated
overweighted
old
lady

you're cool which means you're an constipated over weighted old lady

by cupcakelover2.0 January 20, 2015